Jack Spell ran the costume shop at Ohio University and Doug always tells the funniest stories about him. D was in for a fitting and Jack was doing his measurements when he made that comment, "You boys and your big wallets..."I know what he meant. But the double entendre makes me pee, it's so funny.
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I was a 95 lb. weakling most of my teen years. My grandma, Bernice, was terribly preoccupied with fattening me up, feeding me wholesome snacks like homemade white bread with butter and suger. As I was walking out her front door one day, she exclaimed, "Kenneth, I think yur puttin on some weight ... naw, that's just your wallet."
From that point on I seriously contemplated wearing two wallets. I just don't got no assatall.
... actually, she said, "billfold".
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